
Recently I was folding and putting away a few pairs of my stretched and pilled pyjamas and said to myself , "self, they have to go".
I constantly make fun of Steve's daggy t-shirts, or, more to the point, the ridiculous little emotional attatchments he gets to them. I have to throw them out in secret or he "rescues" them and they mysteriously appear back on the shelf. He has one shirt that he uses to do 'no more gaps' every time we paint. Sensible you may think, to use one shirt for such a messy job. Except for the fact that the shirt can actually stand up by itself due to it's 100% coverage of no more gaps. I've told him it's time to move on and I'm sure he can make a new shirt just as feral in record time.
But we're talking about my pj drawer aren't we (sorry, brief husband bashing diversion there).
I realised that my pj drawer was getting a rather too close for comfort resemblence to Steve's t-shirts. As there's no time like the present, I grabbed a plastic bag and prepared to get brutal.
As most of them consisted of gone elastic, stretched straps that fall off my shoulders or some other annoying element, it was easier than I thought.
Then I found my pooh bear pyjamas. The ones I've had since I was sixteen. That are the perfect fabric and texture. They have nothing annoying about them. They just happen to be the most un-alluring pair of pyjamas you've ever seen. Picture marone stretch cotton with an out of shape neckline, pilling, a saggy bum and "wake up pooh" stitched on the front. Steve has made references that a body bag would be more attractive.
I paused, I told myself I was being ridiculous, to throw those babies out. But I, the most un-sentimental person in the world, couldn't do it. Instead I put them in the back of my wardrobe and told myself it's just like I've thrown them out cause I can't see them. There's nothing quite like lying to yourself - satisfying, without the guilt of involving others in your lie.
I then went to Bras'n'things and got myself some replacements. I have always found money spent in lingerie stores tends to be a form of shopping that gains the full support of your significant other.
So ladies. Who's with me. It makes you feel better and gives you a happy man. If you decide to play along in the pj revoulution, make sure to leave a comment linking to your before or after pics. Leave no stone or flannels with little duckies un-turned - let's see them!
My 'after' pic to come soon :)